Meatsmithery Hat


(Ships within the US only) This is a hat.  It is designed to shade the eyes from four threats: the sun, the rain, flying feathers and scalding water dripping from a hanging pig.

Our Meatsmithery patch hat is navy blue with ‘Farmstead Meatsmith’ stitched on the side in light blue. The red patch features the triumvirate of Meatsmith tools: a rifle, a cleaver, and a scary sharp knife.

It is made with a cotton front and a poly/nylon mesh back.  This means that it is light-weight.  Consequently, it is not necessary to cinch it around your mazard with a tie-down to prevent it from flying off while you swiftly harvest your pig.  It therefore epitomizes the elusive ideal by which all clothing designed to adorn the human form is judged: the simultaneous achievement of comfort and security.  The visor has been slightly pre-curved. The size is one-size-fits-most and has an adjustable snapback.  It is a medium rise hat, somewhere between the lofty trucker and the snug skull-hugger.

Price includes shipping to anywhere in the (lower 48) United States. Domestic orders only, please. If ordering from outside the US, email us for shipping costs at

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